After Fifty Shades of Grey, there are no secrets. Hot sex is the hot topic that has everyone’s tongues wagging. (Jeez, Grandma, I get it.)
Now that the world of S&M is out there on your coffee table, everyone’s interest has been piqued about the saucier side of sex.
But while it’s
hot fun frightening intriguing to read of Christian Grey’s exploits, how to go about moving the needle from Average to Kinky under the covers may initially appear daunting.
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Let’s be honest: Enjoy, but NO, we don’t need to know what you spent it on. Looking at you, Grandma.
Accessorize: …and let the inner goddess shine in very little outerwear with pieces from my new favorite lingerie site, BellaBella Boutique. This is just a preview of the haute-ness from our upcoming Holiday Shopping Guide. All by La Lilouche.